Five unusual places to meet your Johnson

Nightclubs are loud. Bars are full of drunk people. Expensive restaurants object to drug deals on the premises. Danger-hungry Shadowrunners need other options.

(Also - I've been thinking a lot about the sprawl, about futuristic streets, about street scenes that don't yet exist. This is a brainstorm...)

Containing five secure locations for a meet, but also:

VEGETABLES 

LOCUSTS

BODY-SCANNERS

THE SUPREME COURT 

LARPING

KALE AND MINT MILKSHAKE

STUPID PUNS

SWEATY RUNNERS